Hey diddle diddle Ding Dong ain't long
Guess I'm gonna fiddle with myself
Little Boy Blue full of Mtn. Dew
Put your pride upon the shelf
Old King Cole stick your needle in my hay hole
I'll be comin like a fountain when I come
Dip it on in the water cause it's water you like water
And the water will turn you on
Rub a dub dub upon a 12 inch sub
That's what I'm talkin about.
Until then I'll stick my whole hand in
And I'll shake it all about.
It'll make your hair curly put hair on your chest
My daddy says it makes you go blind
But I fiddle with myself for I am the best
Til I become desensitized
Hey diddle diddle Ding Dong ain't long
Guess I'm gonna fiddle with myself
Little Boy Blue full of Mtn. Dew
Put your pride upon the shelf
Old King Cole stick your needle in my hay hole
I'll be comin like a fountain when I come
Dip it on in the water cause it's water you like water
And the water will turn you on
Rub a dub dub upon a 12 inch sub
That's what I'm talkin about.
Until then I'll stick my whole hand in
And I'll shake it all about.
It'll make your hair curly put hair on your chest
My daddy says it makes you go blind
But I fiddle with myself for I am the best
Til I become desensitized
I become desensitized
And the water will turn you on