Did you ever think that just maybe We're supposed to be a little bit crazy Can it be? We're really this mentally diseased? OCD narcissistic, manic depressive slit your wrists Hyperactive ADD, generalized anxiety Drug addicts, agoraphobic Panic attacks, we're all just so sick In the head, need medicine quick Gotta stock up on prescription slips Had a breakdown of a nervous kind Pop a little xanax to unwind Paranoid schizo half the time Bipolar and borderline Way fucked up when it comes to sex Shit dick cunt that's tourette's Stay in bed, we're too depressed Post traumatic stress effects Bulimics barf, anorexics starve Fast food binge inside our cars Multiple personalities Like hi it's I, myself, and me We got trichotillomaniacs And autistic braniacs All insaney to the max So doped up on prozac packs Histrionic plus delusions Tangled dendrites, mad confusion Klepto narcoleptic All psych wards so antiseptic Take your Zoloft, Paxil Wellbutrin, Cymbalta, homie What you using? Ativan and Lexapro Don't act like you do not know Did you ever think that just maybe We're supposed to be a little bit crazy Can it be? We're really this mentally diseased? As I stare at an ink blot Thinking why I think the thoughts I think Paying 20 g's a year straight to my shrink To analyze me on a couch And while he's zoning out I'm tuning in to my inner child So that explains why I get wild On the weekend drinking no tomorrow Sleep around to ease my sorrow And it all relates to what happened in second grade I am told there is a name for what is wrong inside my brain And that fact alone makes me feel like I'm hardly that insane I've undergone psychoanalysis My dreams all full of phalluses Psychotropics I imbibe So happy to be prescribed What I get from Pfizer's not much different from Budweiser In the end, you and I just fated to pretend