Woe is me, but I'm above it It's the strangest thing I'm sad and I don't care And I'm dancing on air I miss you and I like it Show me a mountain and I'll hike it It's a whole new feeling never felt before Get me to the dance floor I'm as lonely as an eagle And I'm crazy as a loon Who would ever think I could Get over you so soon? I should be singing the blues But I just want to croon Winter is still with us But I'm dancing like it's June Because I'm lonely and I love it It's been rough, but I'll rough it If that's how it feels to get your heart broken Break my heart again I'm as lonely as Narcissus Gazing in his mirrored pond Wearing all the clothes you hate And going back to blond Staying up all hours In my seedy demimonde If you have something to tell me Please don't correspond Because I'm lonely If only I'd dreamed of it I'd have broken up with you so long ago You wouldn't even know I'm as lonely as an emperor Upon a golden throne Going off my diet With a double chocolate cone Shouting from the rooftops And through every telephone All the time I've been with you I wish I'd been alone Because I'm lonely as Mount Everest And probably as high It's time to buy all the records You would never let me buy It's time to try the million things You never let me try I can almost laugh At all the times you made me cry Because I'm lonely and I love it