In the reptile room Where the baby screams Weirder creatures loom Than in all of your dreams In the reptile room Hither and thither Creatures from Slither any-whither In the reptile room Anacondas dance Will they be our doom? Will we be their bon-bons? And you wanna know, wanna know, wanna know why I frown? Well, I'm smiling, I'm just smiling upside-down In the reptile room There's an evil man In a strange costume Do not ride in his van In the reptile room Are pythons at play In the murky gloom What a horrible day