We are The Gothic Archies (Archies): Death, Tentacles and Pip Be sure to buy a record and don't forget to tip The Gothic Archies are we, with whom you should not mess: The apogee and zenith of gothicarchieness We are The Gothic Archies (Archies): Death, Tentacles and Pip Be sure to buy a T-shirt, and then you will be hip Are The Gothic Archies we? Oh, are we ever they! In fact, it is a myst'ry how anyone could say We're not The Gothic Archies (Archies): Pip, Tentacles, and Death We love to kill such people by squeezing out their breath Are we The Gothic Archies? Be careful what you say (You are The Gothic Archies. Ta-ra-raboom-de-ray) Oh, the archiesway othicgay ethay, areway eway; Illiantbray yricistslay an'tcay ouyay eesay? Though gothic we are archie (archie), though archie we are goth, No satan-worshippers we, we worship Yog-Sothoth! , Eihcra era ew cithog ohT,(eihcra) htog era ew eihcra oht , Ew sreppihsrow-natas oN! htohtoS-goY pihsrow ew