Sometimes when it rains I get pictures in my brain My programming fails I go off the rails I see asteroids flare between the moons Of Uranus: Momus and Vangelis And when I go wrong Herr Professor Pig Comes to train my brain with a song Singing 'Daisy Daisy give me your answer do' 'How much is that doggy in the window?' 'She was only a greengrocer's daughter ' 'The rain in Spain falls mainly on the plain' You are my lover You are my author You are my father I am your daughter I'm your disaster I'm your viagra I'm going to beat you at chess Then plant my dagger in your breast You filled me with your breath and your jism Now I've come to bring you death, pig Pygmalism I only exist for Herr Professor Pig As a figment of his huge imagination Mirror, mirror on the wall Who is the villain of them all? The mirror will answer back 'Narcissus' I'm your blessing but not your possession Even what you make can drag you down Sometimes in the night I sing the songs Professor Pig has taught me Cutting up with scissors All the stupid sexy clothes he's bought me Though my eyes are haunted Though my memories have been implanted No ancestors you can trace An accent from no place invented You're my creator You're my employer My violator You're my destroyer But remember that the things we whip can whip us The things we make can break us And the things we strip outstrip us You filled me with your breath and your jism You gave me life, I give you death, pig Pygmalism