The conventions of rap dictate that every MC who takes the mic Claims to be the best, fills his set with hype It's OTT But if we imagine a world where every MC really is badder and fresher Than every other, it just gets madder and madder One of those rooftop salmon ladders Drawn by... The impossible rapper Ain't nobody does it better Under pressure He's so clever Gives you pleasure Forever So watch the water flow round and round Without the need for pressure This world of perpetual motion Is just a beautiful illusion The impossible rapper Ain't nobody does it better Under pressure He's so clever Gives you pleasure Forever Karl Marx and Biz Markie would probably agree Equality has yet to make much of a mark on the world of the MC Spin the turntable round and round He's got a Boss Dr Sample underground He's got a bag full of patterns to give the ladies pleasure It's the rise and fall and rise of the house of Escher Ain't nobody does it better Not MC Eric Satie or MC Franz Kafka Gives you pleasure forever