(What are you wearing?) A little sweater, it's irridescent It's got a geometric grid of little squares My legs are bare I will describe my underwear It's warm against my hair Soft against my skin But you can't come in Until the pink and yellow duck That is printed on the front Begins to smile (What are you wearing?) I've got a hat on My shirt is satin It's got a picture of a pony in a field My hair is green today I'm wearing see through Pierre Cardin My scent is Paco by Rabanne My hair is in a bun My holster holds a gun I filled it from a tap My tummy sprang a drip Your water pistol spilled Be very careful, someone could get wet Or someone could get killed And I'm wearing my heart on my sleeve I am wearing my wound with pride I am wearing a smile and nothing at all Up on the catwalk Down in the strip club Up on the catwalk Down in the strip club Catwalk (meow!) Strip club (grrr!) (What are you wearing?) I bought a pair of shoes by Jeremy Scott I threw away the wrapper and I threw away the box I went to an opening in my new clothes Serge Comte Post-It Notes I used to be a hologram, Anagram Sam I used to be a big Suicide fan I used to have a wiggle, now I walk like a man And where it's at is where I am (What are you wearing?) I made this skirt from A groovy curtain Somebody ripped out of a pretty bungalow And in my knickers There is a flower my mother sewed My shirt is shiny like a toad I'm wearing Heidi braids And aviator shades I favour flatter shoes My sailor suit is blue And if it weren't for you I'd take it off and leave it in a heap Right here in the street And I'm wearing my heart on my sleeve I am wearing my wound with pride I am wearing a smile and nothing at all Up on the catwalk Down in the strip club Up on the catwalk Down in the strip club Catwalk (meow!) Strip club (grrr!) (What are you wearing?) I used be a telegram, Hologram Sam I used to be the walrus, now I'm John I used to be a wham bam thank you ma'am I used to be the kitten of all Japan I come from everywhere I have ever been Every boy is a king and every girl is a queen Every girl is a king and every boy is a queen And where it's at is where I am Call me