You're a last minute change, a name that didn't ring a bell Pencilled in over a page full of geeks from the ranks Like a Tin Scarecrow looking for a heart and a brain From the very first wizard you could promise a lifetime of thanks But everyone knows that you staked out your position You carved out a name before God guided your hand Now you're the way of the vacuum Another human being's freedom in the suck bag Turn around and take a look at the republic for which you stand Because everyone knows but nobody says, Everyone knows but nobody understands I think I must know exactly what you're thinking It's just the sleepyheads and me and I can do pretty much as I like