Caffeinated Everybody knows there's a dragon below I don't care, I don't care, I don't care I learn my lessons in the East A franchise man, surveyor of the eats I don't work for no one but my wife and son Out in Washington I've separated from the brand I cut the clipboard from my tired hands Write my name and sew it onto my new shirt And I go to work Go to work Go to work I am a country man, I am I pledge allegiance with my diaphragm Line the walls with photographs of the expired I'm a gun for hire I am as loving as I can I pledge allegiance to my frying pan For my company I'll never serve them cold I have found my goal Found my goal Caffeinated Everybody knows there's a dragon below I don't care, I don't care, I don't care Satiated Everybody knows there's a dragon below I don't care, I don't care, I don't care I could stay up all night I could stay up all night And drive through the great Washington State I could move anywhere I could lose all my hair I'll never make it there I'll never make it there