It's good to get to finally know you better I'm sorry I lost... somethin' Yeah... I've had a bottle to drink 'Cause there's a hole in my vest pocket, babe It took me years... should've written this down Uh, you in your bed With your needle and thread Couldn't sew up that hole anyway When the US Army crash into me When the US Army crash into me Well, eh, my apologies for, y'know, whatever See, I'm learning to control myself better But sometimes things go wrong Yeah sometimes things go wrong And I lay wasting, a casualty of haunting And chemistry All the things that react with me When the US Army crash into me (I don't even know my blood type) When the US Army crash into me (Just remember: It's B Positive) When the US Army crash into me Gimme a hambone slide Gimme, gimme an uptown slide