Under coats there's sex club cards Stacks of photos in unknown shelves It's merely evidence we're feeling former ourselves The Overcoatsters step outside At night shared women and men It was the secret life of Agent S&M Oh-Oh-Oh Dirty Lives Oh Dirty Lives Oh-Oh-Oh In the paper they claim that Sears Had commissioned Julia Scher To improve their image with the budding avant-garde When the avant-garde has stepped in The dirty lives that left a stench So Julia Ah-Oh was left in the basement Oh-Oh-Oh Dirty Lives Oh Dirty Lives Oh-Oh-Oh Oh Oh Oh Dirty Lives Oh Dirty Lives Oh-Oh-Oh We can sin with our hands in pockets We can grin with a cherub's smile And there is still a chorus singing we are vile Shallow graves and topless babes Who will judge how you behave? While we go and live our dirty lives Oh-Oh-Oh Dirty Lives Oh Dirty Lives Oh-Oh-Oh Oh Oh Oh Dirty Lives Oh Dirty Lives Oh-Oh-Oh Oh-Oh-Oh Dirty Lives Oh Dirty Lives Oh-Oh-Oh