So it seems I pissed you off And can throw a fit, fuss, holler and spit ... Cuss and bitch and scoff And true, if I were in your shoes, I'd do the same, my friend, Then I'd dunk you in the river once again. So you talked to all my friends And you fed them lines, lies and alibis Tried to do me in They're all braced for a knock-down bout, But I don't care who wins I'll just dunk you in the river once again. It's a long road outa here And paved, it seems, with misplaced dreams Heartache, doubt and fear But I've finally found a drink To wash away all the world's sins And I'll dunk you in the river once again. 'Cause if we can't fight, then be all right, We're done for in the end ... I'll just dunk you in the river, once again, oh my friend ... I'll just dunk you in the river once again ...