I've got new red pants Got them from a stranger, yeah I look so attractive that it could kill you It could kill me too ♪ I've got scoliosis I need tylenol Help me break this fever Throw me a curveball I'll swing at that curveball yeah ♪ I've got bad tinnitus Drives me up the wall Leave me underwater I don't want to hear it I don't want to hear at all I'm not into romance I am into blood Won't you bring them a cup, dear They're gonna like mine just like Joan of Arc ♪ I've got tendonitis God, I need my hands Won't you grant me this one I'll make a trade with you You can have my red pants