The roosters are coming home to crow You are gonna get it, goes to show For curses like arrows shot upright Down on the shooters head, alight The better part of valor is not an option You really didn't see what this was gonna be There's the volcano, there's the speeding train There's the bar with the giant screen TV First stop to the culture wars Behold the widow Morden still next door Spends her time in lechery with ghosts Not that she didn't deserve it, at least not more than most Is it a mystery? Oh yes it is Don't be coy, my friend Get back to practicing your instrument Repudiate, repeat, and repent First stop to the culture wars Rushing to inhabit my dreams and fall asleep on the floor See you on the other side, my beat up on, broken down tech Like a kitten on a rug, used and used to it First stop to the culture wars A wonderful friend, a delightful lover, curled up on the floor Practicing lechery with ghosts We don't deserve it At least not more than most At least not more than most