The trick is this: don't get caught You pick your fancy, you pick the lock The trick is this: clean out the store and never buy The trick is this: we are as one, we don't work for anyone It's important what I'm saying, â#128##156#Don't be a jerk! â#128##157# The trick is in the attention, in the eyeing of the ring Have a professional perspective on shoplifting You do your thinking before, you do your counting after Cherish the moment you get out You won't get caught if you don't get scared You never saw a thing and I was never there There is no shame, there is no blame Is no shame except for getting caught I got nothing, you got nothing Let's find something fun for us to do So why are we waiting? Let's steal everything Let's steal everything Let's steal everything 'Cause I want everything I believe in God he's told me this Things lying around were left for us to take Long before they were bought, just as they were made Ours to enjoy and not to pay For, for, unless we get caught For, for, except for getting caught I got nothing, you got nothing Let's find something fun for us to do So what? Are we waiting? Let's steal everything Let's steal everything Let's steal everything 'Cause I want everything All the skinheads know All the vampires sing College students they come and go And they never learn a thing