I think I'm gonna blast off Too old for teen angst Too young to be washed If that's the hand that feeds Then I might as well just cut it off I used to be reckless And too broke to eat Now all of my friends Have bidets in their en-suites Burn every bridge They said, "You're done in this town" Yeah, how's that working out? I'm failing upwards again I might pull it off If I don't fuck this up before it pays off So you're selling insurance? That's so inspiring Give me two more years Let me know if they're hiring I'll be honest, it felt pretty great The free shoes and the critical acclaim I sold those Nikes, I bought a new guitar case It's called protecting your investments I'm failing upwards again I might pull it off If I don't fuck this up before it pays off There's no place I'd rather be instead Even though everybody here is fucked in the head I'm truly grateful for the life that I've led I'm just being dramatic And failing upwards again I might pull it off If I don't fuck this up before it pays off Thanks for havin' us It's an honor And I just wanna thank all the sponsors