Am waiting for a cab
On a taxi rank
England just lost the semi finals so tonight ain't all that
Chatting shit in the back
Whilst I eat my kebab
The whole night I've been avoiding getting into a scrap
Because some people take football way too seriously
It's kicking off between these two guys near to me
But before I can flee the scene
They both turn around and for some reason they start on me
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The last thing I recall before he kicked me in the chest
Was the potent smell of grey goose that lingered on his breath
I threw a punch but he ducked
And now my head is fucked
A hospital bed in a and e is where I woke up
I ask my mates what went down they told me I got in a row
I got banged out and hit my head right on the ground
Ow now I have to stay here for 3 nights
I guess football isn't coming home and neither am I
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