These plastic people, plastic people, plastic people are quick They're driving in their plastic cars, they need plastic permits If it is cheap all of these people want a decent bargain Where will we park these plastic people? There's nothing like it There's nothing like it There's nothing like it Around here There's nothing like it There's nothing like it There's nothing like it Around here Four miles (four miles) Five miles (five miles) For free parking Six miles (six miles) Seven miles (seven miles) For free parking We go on (we go on) We go on (we go on) We go on We go on We go on We go on, we go on, we go These plastic people's plastic permits only work in the week How can they meet their plastic pals if they can't park on the cheap? This isn't feasible or reasonable these people agree Oh what a Oh what a pickle for these people There's nothing like it There's nothing like it There's nothing like it Around here There's nothing like it There's nothing like it There's nothing like it Around here Four miles (four miles) Five miles (five miles) For free parking Six miles (six miles) Seven miles (seven miles) For free parking You're gonna drive me wild Shoulda got the underground again Can you get me out of town? We'll split the petrol money Are you happy? Well are you happy with this? You're gonna drive me wild Shoulda got the underground again Can you get me out of town? I gotta ask you Is this what you wanted? Is this what you paid for? We go on (we go on) We go on (we go on) We go on We go on We go on We go on, we go on, we go There's nothing like it There's nothing like it Five miles, six miles There's nothing like it around here There's nothing like it There's nothing like it Six miles, seven miles There's nothing like it around here There's nothing like it There's nothing like it Five miles, six miles There's nothing like it around here There's nothing like it There's nothing like it Six miles, seven miles There's nothing like it around here