(The eyes of the squirrel are watching) (The eyes of the squirrel are watching) (The eyes of the squirrel are watching) Barry swing his bat Piano playing cats Big mouth drunken whores (The eyes of the squirrel are watching) Drama that's for free On reality TV Where's that tuna casserole? (The eyes of the squirrel are watching) (The eyes of the squirrel are watching) (The eyes of the squirrel are watching) As we change our minds At least a half dozen times Are we leaning red or leaning blue (The eyes of the squirrel are watching) Oil's constant flow Through the Gulf of Mexico Anyone for battered shrimp? (The eyes of the squirrel are watching) (The eyes of the squirrel are watching) (The eyes of the squirrel are watching) Idiots start to fester When he shot that child molester Some call him hero, some call him con (The eyes of the squirrel are watching) Another arrogant ass Says he's got an n-word pass What the hell's an n-word pass? (The eyes of the squirrel are watching) (The eyes of the squirrel are watching) (The eyes of the squirrel are watching) Brad and An-Jolie Expand their family Who's gonna be the next octomom? (The eyes of the squirrel are watching) Obama wave his pecker At the infrastructure wreckers Saying watcha' gonna do 'bout that gun control? (The eyes of the squirrel are watching) (The eyes of the squirrel are watching)