Oh, welcome to this world of fools Of pink champagne and swimming pools Where all you have to lose is your virginity Perhaps you'll have some fun tonight So stick around and take a bite of life We don't need feebleness in this proximity ♪ Augh! ♪ Ask good MacDuff and Donalbain So many good ideas are slain By those who would dare not step out of line But if I have my way tonight And chances are I think I might I'll turn those sour minds to grapes of wine Grapes of wine! ♪ Welcome to this world Don't judge the boy by what you hear The words are heard beyond the ear The heart and mind are focus for this conversation Be abound in mystery For that so much you do to me For there are those who drown in adulation Adulation! ♪ Welcome to this world Augh! Welcome to this world ♪ If I had a dime for each time that I heard them preach Well I'd have wicked thoughts upon my brain ♪ Ah-ha-ha-ha-ha! ♪ Oh, welcome to this world of fools Of pink champagne and swimming pools Where all you have to lose is your virginity Perhaps you'll have some fun tonight So stick around and take a bite of life We don't need feebleness in this proximity ♪ Welcome to this world ♪ Welcome to this world