(SAVE ME FROM MY OWN HAND) Oooohhh, set the controls for the heart of the pelvis Haven't you heard my name rhymes with elvis And one thing I know is this That your mouth is telling me to give you A big kiss (NOW MY GUARD'S DOWN) (SAVE ME FROM MY OWN HAND) Ahhhh, can't you see what's an offer Yeah babe it's going cheap today I enter a room and all the girls say C'mon jarv, can I be the first? Oh you make us so hot we feel we're gonna burst (NOW MY GUARD'S DOWN) Oh yeah... So please, so please Don't leave me alone in this double bed It smells of damp towels and asthma inhalers Say you're gonna call back later Save me from these glossy photographs Save me from my mother's laugh Save me (NOW MY GUARD'S DOWN) That's right girls That's right girls SAVE ME FROM MY OWN HAND Do you know how much I want you? Don't stop