When I woke up this morning now, yeah, I was still in my dream Had a real bad feeling, but I figured it was all just make-believe Well, as I open my eyes now, yeah, oh it was plain to see This is not where I'm supposed to be Waking up on a cold slab, under fluorescent lights Peeking out through the glass, four smelly dudes standing by my side Thinking over my evening, and at the end, drawing a blank Well, there ain't nothing cool about waking up in the drunk tank ♪ First time I ended up in here, yeah, I was just 13 years old Just a dumbass kid out running them old country roads But I ain't that young no more, and I ain't got no business here In my second or third time, honey, and I ain't had my last beer Waking up on a cold slab, under fluorescent lights Peeking out through the glass, four smelly dudes standing by my side Thinking over my evening, and at the end, I'm drawing a blank Well, there ain't nothing cool about waking up in the drunk tank ♪ Waking up on a cold slab, under fluorescent lights Peeking out through the glass, four smelly dudes standing by my side Thinking over my evening, and at the end, drawing a blank Well, there ain't nothing cool about waking up in the drunk tank