I had pork roast for dinner and three beers Now I feel like a python who just swallowed a deer But it seems like there's something I'm not seeing This is supposed to be a song about skiing But I'm not concerned, why should I be? I've been on the radio, and I've been on TV I've met my hero, and my hero met me Things are 'bout as good as they're ever going to be Still, it seems like there's something I'm not seeing This is supposed to be a song about skiing ♪ Well, I've been over the math a hundred times Everything comes out right, and everything rhymes Still, it seems like there's something I'm not seeing This is supposed to be a song about skiing