Beef boy, the name that I was born with The name that I will die by My bye-bye will be beefy, because I am the beef boy And can you please believe me? My mommy's a tamale But I won't tell her sorry because I am the beef boy My Dada tells me no-no My brother is a jojo A little couch potato but me I am the beef boy Beef boy! Beef boy! I am the beef boy! Beef boy, my schoolmates say I'm crazy My teachers call me lazy But that shit just don't phase me because I am the beef boy Grandparents don't trust me They only maladjust me They always say no cussing, fuck that! I am the beef boy My parents church is real wack and I won't ever go back Grounded? I'm like "fuck that!" Because I am the beef boy! Beef boy! Beef boy! I am the beef boy! Beef boy! Beef boy! I am the beef boy! Beef boy! Beef boy! I am the beef boy! Beef boy! Beef boy! I am the beef boy! Beef boy! Beef boy! I am the beef boy!