I wanna dip your hand in mayonnaise
Take you to the Rite Aid
Grind up all the Sudafed and
Put it on my pancakes
Take your ass to Vegas
Dress you up as Elvis
Hit up all the buffets
Cover you with bandaids
I wanna dip your hand in mayonnaise
Take you to the Rite Aid
Grind up all the Sudafed and
Put it on my pancakes
Take your ass to Vegas
Dress you up as Elvis
Hit up all the buffets
Cover you with bandaids
Wake up with a headache
Baggie full of scrambled eggs
Fresh tattoo of anakin
Scribbled on my right leg
Do a line of koolaid
Take you to the riteaid
Grind up all the sudafed
Cover you with bandaids
Jalapeño Koolaid
Ballerina escalade
Dancing on a live wire
Take me to the palisades
Met a girl on MySpace
In the early nineties
Body like a boomerang
Face like a flower vase
I wanna dip your hand in mayonnaise
Take you to the Rite Aid
Grind up all the Sudafed and
Put it on my pancakes
Take your ass to Vegas
Dress you up as Elvis
Hit up all the buffets
Cover you with bandaids
I wanna dip your hand in mayonnaise
Take you to the Rite Aid
Grind up all the Sudafed and
Put it on my pancakes
Take your ass to Vegas
Dress you up as Elvis
Hit up all the buffets
Cover you with bandaids
If you're going to the Rite Aid
Pick me up some razor blades
Seven cans of vaseline
Three boxes of bandaids
Two cartons of cream cheese
Jalapeño gatorade
Somethin' somethin' somethin' somethin' gatorade
I wanna light up all these cigarettes
Smoke 'em like a chia pet
Go out in the rain and be like, hey you do not get me wet
I'll bake you like a muffin
Until you're brown and golden
Grind up all that Sudafed
And put it inside the stuffing
II wanna dip your hand in mayonnaise
Take you to the Rite Aid
Grind up all the Sudafed and
Put it on my pancakes
Take your ass to Vegas
Dress you up as Elvis
Hit up all the buffets
Cover you with bandaids
II wanna dip your hand in mayonnaise
Take you to the Rite Aid
Grind up all the Sudafed and
Put it on my pancakes
Take your ass to Vegas
Dress you up as Elvis
Hit up all the buffets
Cover you with bandaids
Strawberry mayonnaise
At the tornado buffet
These shoes feel great
I wanna dip your hand in mayonnaise
Take you to the Rite Aid
Grind up all the Sudafed and
Put it on my pancakes
Take your ass to Vegas
Dress you up as Elvis
Hit up all the buffets
Cover you with bandaids
I wanna dip your hand in mayonnaise
Take you to the Rite Aid
Grind up all the Sudafed and
Put it on my pancakes
Take your ass to Vegas
Dress you up as Elvis
Hit up all the buffets
Cover you with bandaids
Dip your hand in mayonnaise
Take you to the Rite Aid,
Rite Aid, Rite Aid
D D D D Dip your hand in mayonnaise
Take you to the Rite Aid,
Rite Aid, Rite Aid