My baby said so sweetly
"You're still my all in all-
But either part of you got bigger baby
Or part of you got small"
I looked down in consternation
I couldn't even see my shoes
Houston we have a situation
That I have got the fatboy blues
Well my friends they treat me kindly
My friends they treat me great
They're just so quick to remind me
I've put on even more little weight
And then they add too quickly
"It sure looks good on you"
Then they try to slide on past me
And leave me with the fatboy blues
I don't know how it happened
I ain't no Elvis P.
But one day I just woke up
Just as fat as I could be
Now I stumble out to the kitchen
For another chicken or two
Well yeah I did it my way
And now I got the fatboy blues
Well my pants keep getting tighter
But it ain't cause I'm aroused
I can't reach in to get my lighter
Or keys or loose change now
Guess I'll get a fanny pack
If they come in size fifty two
Yes I am the walrus
And man I got the fat boy blues
I was a tush like Belushi
When he was living large
Gonna make like Cleopatra
Sail the river on a barge
Down to New Orleans
Where they know a thing or two
About rice and beans and sausage and garlic
And the fat boy blues
If I ever do slender
I bet I'll miss myself
Eating fruit out of a blender
Snow peas and kelp
Well you know I never was good looking
But now I'm in the ugly who's who
Love me love both of me
Baby I, I got the old fat boy blues
I was a tush like Belushi
When he was living large
Gonna make like Cleopatra
Sail down the river on a barge
Way down to New Orleans
Where they still know a thing or two
About rice and beans and sausage and garlic
And the fat boy blues
Rice and beans and sausage and garlic
And the fat boy blues