Here's to the wine we love to drink And the food we love to eat Here's to our wives and sweethearts And may they never meet Here's champagne for our real friends And real pain for our sham friends And when this journey finally ends May all of us find peace. Here's to the women that I've loved And all the ones I've kissed As for regrets I just have one That's all the ones I've missed Ah women's faults are many We men have only two: Every single thing we say And everything we do I wish you health, I wish you wealth And happiness galore I wish you heaven when you die What could I wish you more? May your joys be as deep as the ocean Your troubles as light as its foam And may you find sweet peace of mind Wherever you may roam Goodnight.