Think he's got a crush on me I saw the whole scene What makes you think He's got a crush on you Cause he played his song for me I was sitting there too What makes you think He played those songs for you. If his girlfriend wasn't there He would have been free To make it known that He's in love with me He was in a plane crash He plays the clarinet He's trying to stop drinking But his girlfriend Hasn't left him yet Did you see the way he gazed at me In between the notes he played It's stupid to believe in stuff That happens on a stage Think you must be very drunk You're seeing double Sober up or you're in big trouble But did you see. . . Bet he calls me up this week When you weren't looking I slipped him my number And then we kissed.