I am a little piece of chocolate Expensive and mean No nutritional values have I You may have me Once in a while I will make you smile You are a fifty pound bag of soybeans More than a bargain to me You take hours to cook You have serious taste You make me sob I am a poison and I am fun Illegal lightweight luxury You are the law the long hard road Grave inevitable destiny This is story of the boat family Came over here from the Red China Sea Moved into the sovereign state of Suffern When they got their picture taken they were laughin'