(Words & Music by Margaret A Roche) Do I wanna be a dog? Any diddlin' male would do If I was a damned old dog I wouldn't be fussy for you Do I wanna be a housebroken dog Eat better than an Indian I don't wanna be a damned old dog I just wanna lick your chin again I thought that I could convince you I thought that I could get through Chew out a hole in the fence you Barked up between me and you Limpin' around in the moonlight Coverin' up what I did Words decompose all around me Nuisances I committed Do I wanna be a dog Cut the heat out of me If I was a damned old dog I wouldn't have to goddamn human be