Santa got drunk Like your dad on Christmas night He flashed his junk At the church kids round midnight You see Santa used to like his job But one day when he was down He realized it was not enough And drank every bottle he found Some say it's a crisis of men that age Some say it was bound to happen There's no more snow to ride the sledge He's just another old drunk man Now Santa's in jail With Candy, Sugar and Cinnamon And Santa says You girls know when it's no more fun Santa got drunk Santa got drunk