Me and my gal went huckleberry hunting She shot a bear and I shot something Lord Lord got them red river blues Shot that bear just to watch him run Tried and tried to get my gun Lord Lord I got them red river blues Slipping and sliding up and down the banks Gained myself from flank to flank Lord Lord got them red river blues Big alligator got me biting my toe You ought to see me and that gator go Lord Lord got them red river blues Uncle Bud's got this, uncle Bud's got that Uncle Bud hit mama with a baseball bat Lord Lord got them red river blues Uncle Bud's got a ford ain't got no fenders It throws mud like drain goes senders Lord Lord got them red river blues All down shame raise up the glass Will have a little talk of the past Lord Lord got them red river blues Here I am in this dirty old jail Ain't got nobody to pay the bills Lord Lord got them red river blues Went to see my gal win and run Oldman met with the old shotgun Lord Lord got them Red River Blues So all you boys take advice from me Tell all the women who'll let you be Lord Lord got them Red River Blues