Let me sing you a song about Vegas town and poor old Howard Locked up there in his hotel suite Trying to find his shoes Well he's got so much to lose Poor ol Howard Hughes and all of his pues Well his nurses and his chauffers all stand around and sigh Watch the door and wait on him Whatever's on his mind And that's a hell of a lot to do Just To gaurd old Howard Hughes and all his blues And if he didn't have a nickel If he didn't have a dime He could do whatever he damn well please And do it all the time But success is just a mess of overdue news Poor old Howard Hughes and all of his blues Well he's always in the appers He's awlays one the news But no one knows Hughes are who Or even what's the truth Or who is getting screwed Indtead you know who and all of his blues And way down younder on the Vegas strip where the regular people pass Someone said he's not to well Heard he's sinking fast But that's unoffical sources to the news About poor old Howard Hughes and all of his blues And if he didn't have a nickel If he didn't have a dime He could do whatever he damn well please And do it all the time But success is just a mess of overdue news Poor old Howard Hughes and all of his blues Now everybody is writing them books about him And some of them are awful long Didn't really have that much time So I thought I'd just write this song Kind of get in a few licks too About poor old Howard Hughes and all of his blues And if he didn't have a nickel If he didn't have a dime He could do whatever he damn well please And do it all the time But success is just a mess of overdue news Poor old Howard Hughes and all of his blues