I'm a ramrodding daddy, I stays up on Main Street I'm a ramrodding daddy, I stays up on Main Street I keeps my gun loaded, for every good‑looking woman I meet I'm a ramrodding daddy, Lord my rod is long and slim I'm a ramrodding daddy, Lord my rod is long and slim And every time I load a gun for a woman, you know it's too tight Jim I'm a ramrodding daddy, I rams as I walk along I'm a ramrodding daddy, I rams as I walk along Every time I use my ramrod, I surely will win a home I want all you women, you better bear this in mind I want all you women, you better bear this in mind A good ramrodding daddy, these days is hard to find When I get to use my ramrod, I sure Lord take my time When I get to use my ramrod, I sure Lord take my time It ain't no other ramrodding daddy, Can put his load below where I put mine