There is a man that sits in the corner of my room No-one else sees him When I tell them there is a man that sits in the corner of my room They beat me (we beat him). Oh go away, you're not really there Don't come back another day, please. There is a man that brings me jewells in my milk No-one else sees him When I tell them there is a man that brings me jewells in my milk They beat me (we beat him). Oh go away, you're not really there Don't come back another day, please. They say I may go home soon Wouldn't that be nice I'd take that man with me to use as a doorstop I'm sure that Mummy wouldn't mind Even though he's dark and furry and hasn't got very nice habits. There is a man that brings me coffee in my tea No-one else sees him When I tell them there is a man... there is a man...