As I floated lonely down the street one day Who did I see slippin' my way? Slum Goddess from the Lower East Side Slum Goddess gonna make her my bride Not a chick in the world who's happy to be she My swinging little goddess from Avenue B It's really very groovy To take her to a movie Where we make it in the balcony Slum goddess from the Lower East Side Slum goddess gonna make her my bride First time that we balled it nearly drove me insane Next time that we balled it ripped me out of my brain Third time that we balled I nearly fainted dead I woke up she was on her knees stompin' on my head. Slum goddess from the Lower East Side Slum goddess I'm gonna make her my bride