This song is dedicated to you This song will keep you warm This song will build you a house This song will heal all that ails you This song will be your very best friend When you need a friend, look for me Look for this song, because that's all you have And this song will buy you clothes This song is very, very special This song will give you soup when you're sick This song will even pet your cat When you don't want to anymore, just look for me And look for this song, because we'll help you along We'll help you along We'll help you out This song is the catch-all, end-all Why are you doubting this song's abilities This song is a sad, sad song This song is the song to end all songs This song is one of the seven wonders This song knows if you're not listening And if you don't listen you won't reap the benefits You won't understand what this song is saying Other songs have tried to sing along But they fail miserably and end up the laughing stock This song is this song Many have tried to sing this song This song will teach you all about life Let's all smile when this song tells us to Hold your applause till the end of this song Please don't try to sing the words to this song This song is the radio single This song has no genre and likes it I will try to teach you, but this song can do it better When no one else will be you're friend, i'll do the job When no one else will be you're friend, i'll do the job I want the job, i filled out in the only application This song will help you when you're short on rent This song will pay all the cab fare You will always love this song Like you love a puppy, or a baby, or your family This song will be the cure for cancer This song will run for president and win This song will surpass all of your doubts This song has been ok'd by nasa So, it's ok and it's alright Let's all be happy and practice good posture Let's all sign where they tell us to Let's all form a straight line and march to nowhere This song will be your leader This song will confuse, but you'll like it You will give this song all of your money You will give this song everything you love You will sing this song to all that you know And then bring all their belongings to this song So let's all tell a friend about this song And try to sing along Try to sing along Try to sing along ya'll I said try to sing along Try to sing along... They always say your life will never dull or your money back Well, i want my money back I want my money back They always say your life will never dull or your money back Well, i want my money back before my first heart attack