Kinda sucks to be the guy
Who likes to fuck but loves to cry
Can never tell what I wanna like
Apparently, yeah
I've always had a dirty mind
But way too fragile for my kind
So I'll go home alone at night
Incessantly
And it's true
That I've developed some kind of bad habit
I'm so erratic
I could use
A man, a miracle or something magic
'Cause I am
Stuck in a dry spell, can't tell if I'm going psycho
I lead 'em on, say I'm down, but then cancel and no-show
I want that touch, but love is what I really want though
Oh, what I'd do, oh-oh-ooh, oh-ooh-ooh
I'm in a dry spell, can't tell if I'm going crazy
Want someone close but I know I just want them to date me
Try to get numb but it sucks and now I kinda hate me
Oh, what I'd do, ooh-ooh-ooh, oh-ooh-ooh
I should pull some Magic Mike shit
Pretty sure I'd get results quick
Getting tired of my old tricks
Every night
Give me pills and all the potions
Anything to get me going
'Cause if I go another month
I'll lose my mind
And it's true
That I've developed some kind of bad habit
I'm so erratic
I could use
A man, a miracle or something magic
'Cause I am
Stuck in a dry spell, can't tell if I'm going psycho
I lead 'em on, say I'm down, but then cancel and no-show
I want that touch, but love is what I really want though
Oh, what I'd do, oh-oh-ooh, oh-ooh-ooh
I'm in a dry spell, can't tell if I'm going crazy
Want someone close but I know I just want them to date me
Try to get numb but it sucks and now I kinda hate me
Oh, what I'd do, ooh-ooh-ooh, oh-ooh-ooh
And it's true
That I've developed some kind of bad habit
I'm so dramatic
I could use
A man, a miracle Or something magic
'Cause I am
Stuck in a dry spell, can't tell if I'm going psycho
I lead 'em on, say I'm down, but then cancel and no-show
I want that touch, but love is what I really want though
Oh, what I'd do, oh-oh-ooh, oh-ooh-ooh
I'm in a dry spell, can't tell if I'm going crazy
Want someone close but I know I just want them to date me
Try to get numb but it sucks and now I kinda hate me
Oh, what I'd do, ooh-ooh-ooh, oh-ooh-ooh
I'm in a dry spell
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Oh-oh-oh-ooh, ooh-ooh-ooh