Hot damn, there goes the sound again Red light, indicating too much noise What's that, coming out the speaker set Too loud, all the volume coming out We all know who's busy dialing in that tone Stacking up the numbers It's a recurring volume problem And it's messing up our balance And the fool that's been changing our dials Has been the same for a while It's the volume rat Messing up our sound With his rat-like mouth Chewing up that sound Cheese wheels, are his favorite snack And he, where's a funny hat He likes, turning up the noise He bites, when he has no choice We all know who's busy dialing in that tone Stacking up the numbers It's a recurring volume problem And it's messing up our balance And the fool that's been changing our dials Has been the same for a while It's the volume rat Messing up our sound With his rat-like mouth There he goes We better catch that mouse It's the volume rat Messing up our sound With his rat-like mouth Chewing up that sound