Step right up, step right up people
The auction is about to begin
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I'm a healthy human being, who wants me?
I've got a good pair of hands, who wants me?
I have an educated mind, who wants me?
I have a university degree, who wants me?

I sell myself by pieces, modular design
Emphasize the reasons that it's all mine
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I've got a thick resume, who wants me?
I've been all-over the world, who wants me?
I speak 2 to 3 languages, who wants me?
I do my own taxes, who wants me?
I sell myself by pieces, modular design
Emphasize the reasons that it's all mine
♪
As the sound of the gavel
Echoes through the hall
I'm neither picked or chosen, I'm not called
And as the bidders keep on bidding
On those that sell out the most
I fade into the background, a humble dose
♪
I've got a thick resume, who wants me?
I've been all-over the world, who wants me?
I speak 2 to 3 languages, who wants me?
I do my own taxes, who wants me?
I sell myself by pieces, modular design
Emphasize the reasons that it's all mine
♪
As the sound of the gavel
Echoes through the hall
I'm neither picked or chosen, I'm not called
And as the bidders keep on bidding
On those that sell out the most
I fade into the background, a humble dose
Who wants to buy this fine specimen
Do I hear 100, 100?
100 in the back!
Do I hear 200, 200 in the front!
300 in the middle!
400 anyone? No?
300 going once!
Going twice, sold to the lady in the middle!