There's a million ways that I could start this song
But I'm so sick of them all
And I know what you are going to say
"This is unoriginal"
And I don't care if you like me or my stupid ass songs
I just sing so I won't kill you all
And I'm not sorry if that's unoriginal
There's a million ways to do the second verse
But I'm lazy so I'll keep it just like the first
And it looks like it's gonna be a little worse
I guess that's unoriginal
But I don't write songs for cunts I don't even know
I just sing so I don't explode
And I'm sorry if that's unoriginal
There's a million ways that I could break this down
But none of them seem to matter now
Choose the one I hope will bum you out
'Cause it's unoriginal
There's a million assholes just like you
Criticizing everything I do
What the fuck!? Now criticizing you
We're all so unoriginal
Unoriginal, un-unoriginal
Unoriginal, un-unoriginal
Unoriginal, un-unoriginal
We're so unoriginal
Unoriginal, un-unoriginal
Unoriginal, un-unoriginal
Unoriginal, un-unoriginal
I'm so unoriginal
There's a million ways that I could end this song
But I can't think of a single one
So I'll phone it in and just be done
'Cause I'm unoriginal
But I'm so sick of them all
And I know what you are going to say
"This is unoriginal"
And I don't care if you like me or my stupid ass songs
I just sing so I won't kill you all
And I'm not sorry if that's unoriginal
There's a million ways to do the second verse
But I'm lazy so I'll keep it just like the first
And it looks like it's gonna be a little worse
I guess that's unoriginal
But I don't write songs for cunts I don't even know
I just sing so I don't explode
And I'm sorry if that's unoriginal
There's a million ways that I could break this down
But none of them seem to matter now
Choose the one I hope will bum you out
'Cause it's unoriginal
There's a million assholes just like you
Criticizing everything I do
What the fuck!? Now criticizing you
We're all so unoriginal
Unoriginal, un-unoriginal
Unoriginal, un-unoriginal
Unoriginal, un-unoriginal
We're so unoriginal
Unoriginal, un-unoriginal
Unoriginal, un-unoriginal
Unoriginal, un-unoriginal
I'm so unoriginal
There's a million ways that I could end this song
But I can't think of a single one
So I'll phone it in and just be done
'Cause I'm unoriginal
Other albums by the artist
Leave It Alone
2021 · album
Lawless
2021 · single
At My Worst, the Very Worst of Alex Story
2019 · album
Dancing Through Hell (Remastered)
2019 · album
Born in Angel Blood, Vol. 2
2017 · album
Dick Solid and the Ratchettes Live Acoustic
2017 · album
A Darker Shade of Love
2016 · album
Born in Angel Blood
2016 · album
A Special Place
2015 · single
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