Welcome aboard, non-believers, sinners and heathens Step right this way: Captain Dante at your service Please hold on rapids ahead The devil will drag you under With the fancy tie around your wicked throat The devil will drag you under With a soul so heave, you'll never float First the dozen Then there were thousands, now they are smiling Of Arrogant Christians But those whose faith is lost then They'll go straight to hell And those who double cross him All go straight to hell You'll go straight to hell Mr. Gandhi, nut not Hitler, sorry Buddha, sorry Mohammed, but not Reagan Now they're wealthy And in control Got you by your balls By your soul Lookout