People say you're stupid and fat And your face resembles the ass of a rat In the schoolyard no one would play You'd say "Hi" and they'd run away Your teachers all say you're dumb as shit Your guidance councilor says you should drop out and quit But OZZY ain't got nothin' on me HAIL SATAN! So now I warn you You'd better think twice From here on in don't play nice Voodoo dolls for you with pins The world's gonna pay for their sins For a while I was down on my luck But now it's me you'd better not fuck Cause me and LU' are working a spell Laugh now, cause we'll see you in hell! HAIL SATAN! (c'mon, everyone, sing along!) Even strangers point and stare You've had it--you'd better beware Hide in church and sing your psalm See my pentagrams on my palms Better stay and pray with the nuns We've got you in the sight of our guns So Sundays, it's wafers and wine Or sign here on the dotted line! [Chorus, inexcusably horrid guitar-wanking]