Barney and Friday - Were two cats who didn't have nine lives Barney and Friday - Were only here what seemed a short time Barney and Friday - Didn't have that lame fetch dog personality Barney and Friday - Were way too tuned for this reality Barney and Friday - Don't tell me dogs are smarter Barney and Friday - 'cause I know better Barney and Friday - Cats know what people are all about Barney and Friday - That's why they'd rather be left out Barney was already dead So was Friday but I didn't want to realize it So I went to the pound anyway Where they keep the dogs forever Barking, barking, barking-barking-barking But the cats are in cages marked 1, 2 and 3 All proud, they don't make any sound Just a casual glance, till the hammer came down (Some destroyed the day they were found) Barney and Friday - Were two cats who didn't have nine lives Barney and Friday - Were only here what seemed a short time Barney and Friday - Didn't have that lame fetch dog personality Barney and Friday - Were way too tuned for this reality Barney and Friday - Cats are treated like garbage Barney and Friday - They know what we're about Barney and Friday - That's why they don't buy into the training shit Barney and Friday - They'd rather be left out Fix your animals Too bad we can't fix you Stupid motherfucker Lame ass redneck attack dog moron