I hate Johnny D He's such a f**king geek Playing all that lame shit Trying for a new wave hit Your lame, phoenix is tame You suck, my life's a rut Go die, you're why We know, you f**king beardo I hate Clyde Geek Stupid bar where kickers meet Now he's gone country too Dog dick face we hate you [Chorus] I hated K-15 New wave fonzies think I'm mean Playing all that lame shit Catering to preppie dicks I hate f**king Merlins Cover bands that get girls in Jetzon boys you f**king dicks Go to HB and see who kicks Johnny D, Clyde's, Merlin's go die