We'd like to thank you Uncle Ron 'Cause you went out and dropped the bomb It's too bad that you still aren't alive 'Cause now it's a war where the fittest survive No more fashion conspiracies No more football games with stupid preppies Topsiders melted credit cards burned This is Reagan's world now you've learned Bands of skaters in roving packs We had the adaptability that you lacked Anarchy prevails you can rule us no more You try and stop us we kick your lies out the door We'd like to thank you Uncle Ron You went out and dropped the bomb We'd like to thank you uncle ron 'Cause now you're dead and society is gone