I could be the king who tells you what you have to do Or be your grandpa who tells you what you want to hear I could be the best friend who always gives you what you need Or be the superhero and fly away I could be the chef who cooks a lot of fancy plates Or be the wizard and make a potion of love But, you know, I'm just a lazy ass Could I be the one to set you free? I could be the bus driver who carries you safe at school Or be the killer who knows your enemies and shoots But, you know, I'm just a lazy ass Here in my town it feels like no one's got nothing to say I'll be the one to fly away, today I find my way I'm living on the run Here in my town it feels like no one's got nothing to do I'll be the one to fly away, I want to play with you I'm looking for some fun Hey, are you kidding? Could I be the main attraction fun? I could be the doctor who takes care of your illness Or be the bell ringer who knows the right time I could be the priest who says a prayer for you Or be the fireman who saves your cat on a tree I could be the man of the lighthouse who shows you the way Or be the princess always perfect in my pink dress But, you know, I'm just a lazy ass Here in my town it feels like no one's got nothing to say I'll be the one to fly away, today I find my way I'm living on the run Here in my town it feels like no one's got nothing to do I'll be the one to fly away, I want to play with you I'm looking for some fun Hey, are you kidding me?