Lately I'm asking why every guy I meet Is just a little too pretty just a little too neat Spray can fake tan I can't believe I beat him out the door again Bluetooth tofu eating momma's boy Forget the coffee black make it a venti soy Pluck here wax there I see them driving them electric cars Where did all the cowboys go 10-gallon hats blue jeans steel toes Knows how to treat a woman Ain't just in it for a roll in the hay-hay-yeah Where did all the cowboys go Long bed trucks, gun racks, camo Boy, I'm here a-praying that they didn't all ride away I need a man strong hands forget the manicure Pull me in take a spin on a sawdust floor 6-pack knock em back Kind of man can hold his own but still hold me For more than just a one night fling Where did all the cowboys go 10-gallon hats blue jeans steel toes Knows how to treat a woman Ain't just in it for a roll in the hay-hay-yeah Where did all the cowboys go Long bed trucks, gun racks, camo Lord, I'm here a-praying that they didn't all ride away Where did all the cowboys go Ropin' and ridin' Mr. Rodeo Knows how to treat a woman Ain't just in it for a roll in the hay-hay-yeah Where did all the cowboys go Shiny belt buckles 5'o clock shadow Lord, I'm here a-praying that they didn't all ride away If you see one a-comin' wontcha' please send him running my way