One day, I bought a vape pen off eBay
Ever since that day, I never stopped being epic
This is my story
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Get ready for the baddest vape in your life
It's time to vape it up
Like there's no tomorrow
Get ready boys (Ghostbusters!)
Ooh, it's time to smoke
Time to smoke
Grandma!
You crush her urn, and you put her ashes
Into the vape pen, and you smoke!
Ooh, now that is what I call a vape, boys!
Are you ready for the next vape?
Come on boys, you can do better than that
Three, two, one, vape!
Vape for grandma!
Vape for grandma!
Ooh
Oh no, the vape juice is gone
You stupid moron!
And oh no, you have an epic Minecraft session in 5 minutes
Mommy, daddy, get me more Epic Gamer Vape Juice
Or else I won't kill Mr. Minecraft!
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Mommy and daddy
Tell me to shut off the music
I get really angry and shit my diaper
And I tell them, "This is not music, this is me!"
Vape, vape
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The teachers tell me to do my homework
But I tell them "I quit school!"
I now am Epic Vape Ghost Johnson
And I might be 5 years old
But I'm hitting the road for that Epic Gamer Lifestyle
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You break into the cemetery
And you crack some urns to smoke more vape juice
What is that smell?
That, boys, is me going to Hell
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Ooh
This song never ends?
It just never ends
Ooh, make it end, please
Oh, please
Got some vape, make this song end please
Aagh!